~ Featuring Forwards ~ / Friday, February 23, 2007
Duties of Wives!
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
New wives duties.
Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his
wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took
a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the
dishes were all washed and put away.
Jimmy had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his
wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.
He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next
day
It was better. By the third day, his house was
clean, the dishes were done,
and he had a huge dinner on the table.
Andrew had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he told her
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry
and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the
table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the
second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman.
God Bless Australian Women
-End of Forward-
Thanks to Katherine for the forward!
Additional excerpt by me:
Cam had married a hot woman from Hong Kong. He didn't need to boast. The food was great and the sex was great, and she didn't hog the remote. On the first day, she did everything from washing dishes to all the housework. On the second day, she did everything again, except she started to scream at him for his couch-potato-ness. On the third day, Cam got irritated by the screaming and solved all their problems by hiring a philo maid.
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