~ Finally the end of the month ~ / Wednesday, February 28, 2007
So on the last day of the month, I think I'm supposed to say Happy Birthday to Bonita...
Hmm....
Okay..Well Happy B"DAY BONIIEEE!!
YOU LUCKY BUM BORN ON THE 29TH OF FEB!!
So you're like...erm...19=4.75 years old now?
rofl...
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Summarise my day in a few words:
Today was hot and suddenly cold.
Frappin' Australian Weather.
Spectator Ion.
Hungry.
Chemistry very taste.
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~ Friendship ~ / Tuesday, February 27, 2007
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~ Freedom ~ / Monday, February 26, 2007
Yesterday a little white cloud stared from the sky
staring at the little shade he created
wondering what's in store for him.
He squeezed his little eyes and
tried seeing the future he could have had.
But all in vain...
Or at least, perhaps...
there might be someone down there
who'd stare back, perhaps?
Just maybe...
Today a little white cloud stared from the sky
He squinted hard, squeezing those tiny eyes of his
past his family and his friends
and wondered again,
"Where will I be in the future?
Will I be seeing new places?
Will I meet new friends?
Will I know what I'm supposed to be doing?
Boy, it sure is weird just floating aimlessly..."
The little white cloud kept wondering about
this and that...
He sighed.
Tomorrow a little white cloud sighed from the sky
Oh what a sigh...
Vapour, Mist, Droplets, Rain...
"Don't cry little cloud!"
Amazed, the little cloud stared down
at his little spot of shade
past the bright rays of sunshine
and just at the little figure
that stared back.
"You're getting me all wet.
I don't do very well in the rain, you know.
And I bet you don't do that well either,
so crying isn't going to solve any of our problems."
The little person stared up
past the tears...
Smiling.
Perhaps.
One day that little white cloud from the sky so high
Won't be so little anymore.
Be. Free.
It's been so long since I wrote a poem...I forgot how much I like them. Le sigh...
This image I like very much.
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~ Featuring Forwards ~ / Friday, February 23, 2007
Duties of Wives!
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
New wives duties.
Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his
wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took
a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the
dishes were all washed and put away.
Jimmy had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his
wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.
He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next
day
It was better. By the third day, his house was
clean, the dishes were done,
and he had a huge dinner on the table.
Andrew had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he told her
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry
and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the
table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the
second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman.
God Bless Australian Women
-End of Forward-
Thanks to Katherine for the forward!
Additional excerpt by me:
Cam had married a hot woman from Hong Kong. He didn't need to boast. The food was great and the sex was great, and she didn't hog the remote. On the first day, she did everything from washing dishes to all the housework. On the second day, she did everything again, except she started to scream at him for his couch-potato-ness. On the third day, Cam got irritated by the screaming and solved all their problems by hiring a philo maid.
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~ F...f....FUCK OFF!! ~ / Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Fuck you.
JUST FUCK OFF!!
YOU'RE FRACKING ANNOYING!
OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE I TOLD TO STOP CALLING ME...YOU!!!
YOU'RE LIKE A FRAPPIN' STALKER OR SOMETHING! JUST....JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!
How many calls is that in a week?
15?18?24?
and if you feel so great and proud for doing it....you're not helping me!
I already told my parents THERE WILL BE NO-ONE TO CALL ME! AND I"M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT EVER PICKS UP THE PHONE, OKAY?!
Because of you, my parents keep giving me suss looks!!
WHAT'S THE POINT IN CALLING AND ASKING FOR ME ONLY TO HANG UP ON ME AFTER A MINUTE I PICK UP THE GODAMN PHONE!!
I can take all the shit my friends give me, all that shit about me playing around, all that shit about me being cold and unfriendly and a bully, and all that shit about me knowing more than i should, BUT STOP GIVING ME SHIT THAT DOESN"T INVOLVE MY FAMILY OR MY STUDIES!
Gods...what did I ever do to you...
please...please leave me alone or something...
threatening me about your 'gangster' brother doesn't exactly make me warm up to you and reconcile things either...
geez...i should never have helped you when you looked like you need it...now that I know what you really are, you're pathetic...really.. There's no other word for it, you're just pathetic. Whimpering to every person about your problems and expect them to whip out a solution just for you. Aren't you just a perfect lil spoilt princess...
I don't know what I ever saw in you...I know you don't have access to this blog, but if you ever do, I'll just leave a little note right here saying this is just an excerpt of what I wrote in my private blog...
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~ Forming a New Year ~ / Sunday, February 18, 2007
Happy Chinese New Year Everyone!
And sadly no...I'm not spending today with all my family and friends.
I'm at home typing English all due tomorrow because my teacher just smothers me with her love for Revenge Tragedies!
HAVE A GOOD ONE EVERYONE!
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~ Feeling Valentines? ~ / Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Happy Valentine's Day to all!
I'm just here wondering...do girls who are with someone treat this day like a second birthday?
And do most single girls treat it like the worst dreaded day of the year?
Personally, I never really thought much about Valentine's Day. You either get something or you don't.
But beyond all that mushy stuff and popular belief that Valentine's Day is designed to be just for couples, I believe that Valentine's Day can be a day to show that you care about your friends.
Before I continue on, I must say
Happy Birthday to Stanley and Martin! Happy 17th Guys. How cool is that?! Having your birthday on Valentine's Day! Maybe not...It's a waste of that second birthday idea, isn't it?
Ok, carrying on. I hope you girls like the roses I sent. Hopefully, I made this Valentine's Day slightly more enjoyable for you. Think of it as a good luck rose for whatever happens later this year.
(I'm sorry Phie...I never bought a rose using the Sydney Girls' system before, so things got slightly complicated...I wrote Happy Birthday on your card instead of on Martin's....so I had to like...sorta change that >_<" I really hope you don't mind!!! )
The reason behind the terribly scrawled cards with the roses was because:
i) there is like..an eternal line of Year 8 boys with a pack of Year 8 girls constantly surrounding the line...
ii) whenever I get to the front to buy a rose, they run out of red cards. Then they tell me to go back tomorrow. Hence thursday and friday were failed missions. Finally got to buy them at the end of Monday lunch after waiting from the start of Monday lunch...
iii) they ran out of red cards again on Monday hence the stupid crappy exercise paper
iv) it was downright pouring so if the cards looked spongy, it wasn't my fault!
v) I literally had about 15-30 seconds on each card since you need to hand in the cards before they pack up the stall and run away from the rain.
Finally, I'd like to thank all the people who gave me a Valentine's Gift this year. I really like the gifts you gave me and made me feel quite special on this day. Really went straight to my heart. You know who you are and I'm sorry if the gifts I gave you guys were inadequate.
Think of this day like Christmas. You get some gifts from people and you give some to others as well. As long as someone out there felt as happy as I did at receiving a gift today, I feel satisfied.
SO EVERYBODY, SMILE!!!!!(the clouds were actually pretty lovely today at about 10-12)
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~ Feel the heat of the swim ~ / Sunday, February 4, 2007
So it was finally the firsts of the lasts...and this time, it was the final swimming carnival of high school. Great? Fun? Overwhelmingly nostalgic?
Not really.
As per custom, I went to the basketball courts next to the Central pool to play ball with the guys (namely: Albie, Leslie, Danny, Mattie, J Xie and Porky). Didn't have a lot of fun since I arrived late, but nevertheless, great fun!
Went into the pool location and instantly located the horde of Year 12's who will vehemently deny any participation in the actual swimming carnival.
Instead, we joined in the vast crowds of Uno, Big 2, Texas Hold'em Big Two and of course, Mahjong. What swimming carnival is complete without mahjong...(note: I didn't bring the mahjong, it was the REAL fobs, not the faux ones like myself)
Time came and went like so, and I can't begin to describe the fun I had watching people win chips, and people lose chips. (Fun when I'm winning, not fun when I'm losing)
I must admit I rather suck at Poker, but seem to be God of Gambling when it comes to Black Jack. What was it? 5-6 Black Jacks in a row? I practically owned all the chips...
Andrew told me to film his race (to which he got unashamedly owned to 3rd last place, having lost to Martin a.k.a Freakshow and Massage King William)
But since I'm still so busy atm, I only uploaded the smallest one. So you'll have to make do with that, okay?
Having said that, if you guys want swimming carnival PHOTOS, go to my photo bucket album. It should be under sub-folder "February 2007"
Don't worry Andrew, I'll post up your swimming race video later (its just that its 20mb...and I'm downloading stuff...so you know...yeah...*looks away*)
And of course, alot of groupie photos were taken.
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