30 reasons why it sucks to be a Guy / Tuesday, February 10, 2009
30 reasons why it sucks to be a Guy(I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE BONNIE AND YI!)
1. You bald faster and earlier.
2. You suck when it comes to doing precision based activities i.e. sewing
3. It is assumed girls naturally cook better than guys.
4. You die earlier.
5. You have a higher incidence of contracting terminal illnesses than females.
6. Gender discrimination when it comes to applying to be a secretary/receptionist *shakes fist at all medical centres*
7. Not much when it comes to clothing that helps us distinguish one of us from another. Easy example being at a formal occasion, black suits everywhere.
8. Paralysing fatal weakness between the legs.
9. You always have to put up with women complaining. Period. [Pun intended. Har har har]
10. You're expected not to show any emotions and just 'man up'
11. You're supposed to take responsibility for things that you might not even have done.
12. Your mum has totally unrealistic expectations for you, from the moment you are born and even when you've already succeeded
13. You are supposed to be career-oriented.
14. You are expected to be able to drive your gf, wife, family around if required.
15. You're too stubborn to ask for help from other men
16. Guys clothing are always expensive. You never get sales like girls do.
17. You have to buy girls drinks when going out. Also expected to pay for dates and dinners.
18. Its expected you make the first move when going for a girl.
19. You are expected to protect your girlfriend.
20. You are forced not to write some reasons on this list simply because it is 'unmanly' or 'weak' to do so.
21. There are certain expectations for guys to perform in bed which does not apply for girls.
22. You can't use your sexual allure to get what you want. =P
23. You are expected to be good at all things mechanical/technological. (I.e. Computers, Fixing Houses)
24. You have to be built or toned or (just really pretty *cough koreans*) to even remotely look good for females.
25. You need to be good at at least one sport for you to have social standing amongst other men.
26. You get paid out by peers if you spend too much effort on your appearance.
27. Unless you're good at it, you don't want to be seen dancing.
28. You're expected to have a higher alcohol tolerance than girls.
29. You are expected to be able to swim and ride a bike.
30. Girls always think you have sex on your mind.
With minor contributions by Yi.Labels: quizz
/because of my high tolerance.
11:51:00 PM
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