31 Reasons why its awesome to be a Guy / Friday, February 13, 2009
31 Reasons why its awesome to be a Guy1. We're better at sports.
2. We're better at games.
3. We're better with technology.
4. We can wear stylish shoes comfortably without pain like heels.
5. We can spike our hair. =)
6. We can eat more.
7. We don't need to worry as much about how we look and how much we weigh.
8. We can stay out at night longer (sometimes...)
9. We naturally survive longer without resources.
10. All the awesome scientists were males e.g. Newton, Einstein etc.. (except Marie Curie. She's awesome too)
11. Secrets we share with other bros will stay within the bro-circle tighter than any secrets told in any girl circle.
12. We can make things up (like 11.) and get away with it.
13. We can sleep with other chicks and command respect from other bros. (although the probability of that actually happening is quite low.)
14. Barney Stinson. (Awesome 5!)
15. J.D and Turk. (Its guuuuy looove! Eagle!)
16. Chuck Bass. ("I'm Chuck Bass...")
17. We're not scared of creepy crawlies.
18. We're willing to take the dog out when it needs a walk.
19. We may get very moody at times, but we try not to let anybody else know.
20. We can handle alcohol better than women. (Genetic fact, sorry...)
21. We don't need to go through childbirth.
22. We don't like to do a lot of talking, so we still understand even if there's a lot of things left unsaid.
23. We like to listen, because its easy.
24. We know how to work the remote from 8 different couch positions.
25. We're pretty low maintenance.
26. Men's sports are always more fun to watch than women's sport (Australian Open for example)
27. I personally think we have a better sense of humor. (I could be wrong!)
28. Alot of illnesses that occur in males normally occur late in life (>60 years old), which accounts for our lower life expectancy), meaning we stay healthy longer.
29. At the end of the day, we're more prone to do stupid stuff, break stuff, lose stuff, make up stuff, forget stuff, wing stuff, fail at stuff, ignore stuff and just generally stuff up than girls. But we will always keep trying again until one day we get it right. =)
30. We're just so awesome!
With no contributions from Yi.Now I call upon all females to compile a similar list as to why its awesome to be a Girl. But the one restriction is that your list cannot include anything from the above list for the opposite gender.31. We try to stop girls from thinking negatively all the time, by trying to make them do something positive for themselves. =)
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/because of my high tolerance.
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